Private Message to Raz and Tosha

[alt_lucius]

Just a friendly warning to you both.

Suspect that your infuriating fuscia fatarse may be on something of a warpath. Have taken measures to mitigate her latest attempts to destroy the school.

According to the Ministry, owls were sent to the parents of students currently preparing for O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s informing them that they may, if they so wish, engage tutors (with the proper certification) for one-to-one revision at school.

Meanwhile, Tosha, have heard that you are doing all you can to ensure your pupils (and Razzer's) are ready for their examinations, with or without the opportunity to obtain practical application outside of lessons.

Razzer. What can any of us do to remove the intolerable restrictions on our movements against the pink menace?

Comments

[alt_rabastan]

Sore. Beginning to fester.

Been getting Owls asking why the date hasn't been announced yet. One helpful reporter pointed out that "spring only lasts until June." Now I've resorted to chucking them into the fire un-read.

Oh, and if you didn't see it- In Sunday's Word Has It the blind was about a notorious playboy-turned-respectable gent who's getting cold feet about his upcoming nuptials.

I might have to ask your good wife for advice on the most appropriate way to announce a wedding postponement. Or a wedding cancellation.

[alt_antonin]

And I imagine Madame Toad's quest to keep the two of you apart isn't helping.

If there is anything I can do to help -- with anything -- you've only to say the word. Even if it is only visiting a few gossip columnists and making it clear that certain subjects are off limits.

Yours,
T

[alt_rabastan]

This sort of obstacle would have been a nipping fly, in days past. How fucking intolerable that it should stymy us so, now.

Barty and Rod have already made similar offers, but cheers.