Private Message to Raz and Tosha

[alt_lucius]

Just a friendly warning to you both.

Suspect that your infuriating fuscia fatarse may be on something of a warpath. Have taken measures to mitigate her latest attempts to destroy the school.

According to the Ministry, owls were sent to the parents of students currently preparing for O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s informing them that they may, if they so wish, engage tutors (with the proper certification) for one-to-one revision at school.

Meanwhile, Tosha, have heard that you are doing all you can to ensure your pupils (and Razzer's) are ready for their examinations, with or without the opportunity to obtain practical application outside of lessons.

Razzer. What can any of us do to remove the intolerable restrictions on our movements against the pink menace?

Comments

[alt_antonin]

I am drilling them mercilessly in the guise of friendly revision, yes; I do not intend to allow that woman to make me look incompetent. My students will all pass their exams, thank you very much, no matter if I have to start resorting to 'detentions' in which we drill the wandwork they are not permitted to practise outside the classroom. (I am motivating them all to come see me for revision by feeding them; Madame Toad is doing her best to starve them as well as bind their wands.)

Given Our Lord's wishes, I am also encouraging Harry's rebellion -- although the other children may beat him to it. (Their efforts are a small bright spot in the midst of all the hassle; I have found myself hard pressed to keep a straight face at some points. Did you see Miss Longbottom's codification of the pink menace's dictates? It was a mercy I did not read it in front of the children; I would have had to explain why I could not stop laughing.)

Still -- I do not need to tell you that things are miserable here, and miserable children take steps that are neither in their best long-term interests nor the Protectorate's. I know that you are trying, as are we all, but it may be wise for us all to sit down over Easter hols and coordinate a plan of attack.

Resignedly,
T