Private Message to Pontus Kendall

Did you, or did you not, speak to your brother in the last two days? And might you, in that conversation, have mentioned that I did not know when Mrs Malfoy's issue of Witch Weekly came out?

If you did not, then why am I hearing that Whirl has reported that I 'have no idea' when my wife's 'triumphant return to modelling' is scheduled to appear before the nation?

There is a mountain of work awaiting me that is important and necessary to the continued operation of the realm. However, as a result of your idiotic remark, this ridiculous story in your brother's rag will doubtless consume far too much of the day.

Get him here. NOW. The three of us are going to have a discussion about what 'off the record' means.